tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24279031456974330562024-03-14T03:43:23.852-07:00Operation Human MonsterExercise. Eat. Rest. Grow. Repeat.S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-73108212803796120152011-09-04T16:12:00.000-07:002011-09-04T16:12:20.886-07:00MONSTER DOKTOR PT II<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">These are some updates for those who are hard-gainers. I went for a follow-up visit to monster doktor, and here are some tips he had for me. Of course, you should always seek the advice of a medical doktor, and I am in no way telling you what course of action to take. These are merely notes about the course of action I am taking. Your situation may differ and might require a different course of action.</span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Making your own protein shakes sounds great on paper, but there are a lot of logistics involved that can actually act as a deterrent for drinking them religiously. Also, they are not balanced nutrition and tend to be dairy rich. Rather, get some Nestle Boost high protein drinks or Ensure--drink 2-4 per day.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Drink <strong>at least</strong> 2 litres of water daily (8 glasses per day). The human body is over 70% water, so drink plenty of water. <strong>Do not drink caffeinated beverages-they speed up the metabolism</strong>. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Eat every 2 hours, 6 times daily.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Eat 3 cups vegetables per day and 3 pieces of fruit per day at a minimum.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Take 1 vitamin/ 3 times daily with water. Use EV 24/7 for best results.</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">I would also like to add that going to a buffet like Golden Corral after work out is a cost-saving strategy. The food offered is a balanced mix of the food groups. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Also, to re-emphasize:</span><br />
<ul><li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Rome was not built in a day. Take it day by day. Be consistent. Focus on the process.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">If you can gain 1/2lb-1lb per week, then that is great progress.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;">Set a personal goal for your ideal weight, with the guidance of a doktor, of course. Mine is 200lb. So far I've gained 20lb. Remember, you can do it, and stick with it!</span></li>
</ul>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-50493950444893049332011-08-02T19:35:00.000-07:002011-08-02T19:35:13.770-07:00MONSTER LESSONS LEARNED<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Admittedly, when I first got into this...I had absolutely no idea what I was doing, especially in regard to pacing myself, knowing my limitations, and listening to my body. The hard lessons learned were the result of an injury, but it was a lesson learned, nonetheless. "That which does not kill me only makes me stronger."</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">These are some of the lessons I learned throughout this process:</span><br />
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<ol><li><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Create a realistic work out routine.</strong> The body needs time to recover from the last workout, and if you do go back to back days, then you probably did not get a good work out prior. If I do go back-to-back days, then I make sure to work muscle groups I did not work the previous day. </span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Georgia, "Times New Roman", serif;"><strong>Focus on weaknesses and root them out systematically.</strong> For example, my bench press is weak. To remedy it I need to do more chest work/shoulder work, such as Swiss ball push-ups, dips, and front military presses (because my shoulders wobble too much during a bench press movement).</span></span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;"><strong>Nurture strengths. </strong>Areas of excellence are not excellent enough. My strengths are the one-armed deadlift and the leg press. So I continually challenge myself and add more weight.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;"><strong>Go until failure. </strong>For instance, we did Scott curls (aka, preacher curls) the other day until failure. I did leg presses until failure. Calve raises until failure. Bench presses until failure. Shrugs until failure. Upright rows until failure. You get the point. "Grow or Die," as Kubik says. Pain is weakness escaping the body.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Georgia; font-size: large;"><strong>This is not going to be pretty. </strong>There will be a lot of embarrassment, sputtering, teeth-clenching, straining, aching, yelling, cussing, and general controlled mayhem. To make an omelet you have to break some eggs, as Lenin said. "This is it. Fuck it. It is what it is."</span></li>
</ol>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-39853849907990378002011-07-11T18:29:00.000-07:002011-07-11T18:29:55.917-07:00MONSTER DOKTORHi,<br />
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I saw a monster doktor last Thursday, and he had some great advice for my whole weight gain regimen. (I am not a doctor. <u><strong>I am not giving YOU medical advice.</strong></u> Go see your own doctor, and follow his or her advice. If need be, get a second opinion. Use your fucking brain, etc.)<br />
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Firstly, I am up fourteen pounds since I started all of this. McCallum's shake, rice balls, and chankonabe are the culprits. The monster doktor told me that if I gain 1lb per week, then that would be 52lb per year. He also told me that when it comes to your ideal weight, your genetic background is a great reference. For instance, my father is about six foot six inches and weighs about 200lb. I'm only an inch taller than my father, so my ideal weight would be about anywhere from 180-205lb. I'm shooting for 205lb, so at least I have validated my own research by talking to a professional. But wait, it's not all fun and games! There will be blood tests to check my cholesterol levels, etc. and a follow-up visit in 4 weeks, before which I have to document what I eat for 7 days to give monster doktor an idea of what's going on.<br />
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I have to stop using caffeine, processed sugar, and artificial sweeteners. My layman understanding of these doktor orders are that said sugars, etc. speed up the metabolism, whereas I already have a fast metabolism. (Some, who will remain unnamed here, have argued that processed sugars are making Americans into a bunch of pansies, but I digress.) Needless to say, honey and raw sugar are all I can have. So if you are wondering, Yes, I cannot consume the McCallum Get Big Shake anymore, because it is loaded with sugar.<br />
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The monster doktor said I can just mix skim milk with protein powder (whey) and keep on eating healthy foods in large quantities. In my case, that will be chankonabe, onigiri, fruits, nuts, vegetables, etc.<br />
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Also, weight gain goes straight to your mid section a lot of the times, so this should be done responsibly so that one won't end up looking like the typical overweight Amerikan. My understanding is that if you exercise regularly and eat a lot, there will be more muscle mass gained than fat. When you go to the beach, you do want to feel good about yourself, so all things in moderation. I don't want to gain weight at the expense of my looks, so I added a lot of cardio and ab work into my regimen.<br />
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Anyway, to all the hard gainers out there. This is not rocket science. I wish you all the best, and don't give up. S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-14295640836023112982011-07-04T17:45:00.000-07:002011-07-04T17:45:49.787-07:0021s<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I mentioned these a while back. My training partner showed them to me, and they are an exercise Arnold espoused for arm work. I was thinking that one could go really heavy on the bottom position half curl and do "forced reps," then lighten up for the other two movements. It's 7, 7, and 7; thus the name 21s.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Check out the video: </span><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTPso5wTS8E"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">21s</span></a>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-27694063829391252642011-06-16T17:16:00.000-07:002011-06-16T17:16:39.588-07:00MONSTER UPDATE<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">OK, so I am on top of the world now. The Bruins are the best team in hockey! Now, I can get back to business.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">First order of business: eating. Operation Human Monster costs a TON of money, so unless you are really affluent, read further. I shop like an old Jewish woman. I mean this in the most flattering way possible to old Jewish women. I used to work in a grocery store, and they had every angle figured out on getting the best possible deal. So that is my mindset when I shop: old Jewish woman. Extreme couponing does not really apply to the foodstuffs necessary for Operation Human Monster, but the money you save on other crap can blow up your food budget. So I practice extreme couponing on lots of things, especially anti-inflammatories like Motrin or Aleve (believe me, you will need Motrin or Aleve at some point in time if you go hard and heavy). If you live in the southern United States, <a href="http://www.southernsavers.com/">Southern Savers</a> is your friend. They explain everything so that I do not have to.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Regarding the actual food stuffs, here is the weekly grocery list so that you can begin to fathom how much money this costs:</span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">35 eggs (save yourself time and boil the eggs at the beginning of the week)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">14 quarts of non-fat milk</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">28 tablespoons peanut butter</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">14 cups skim milk powder</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">21 servings protein powder</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">7 pints ice cream</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">7 bananas (I get the ones that are 35 cents in the produce section that are close to over-ripe)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">28 tablespoons malted milk powder (Carnation can be found in the grocery store)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">42 tablespoons corn syrup</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">35 slices bread</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">35 slices cheese</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">42 slices cold cuts</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">5.25 lb meat</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">14 servings vegetables</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">7 servings fruit</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">In previous blogs I listed Strossen's diet and McCallum's shake. I am using McCallum's shake and Strossen's diet to compile the grocery list. Here is one simple strategy: look at the circulars before they are effective and carry them to a single store that will match their competitors' prices. On stuff that won't spoil quickly, like peanut butter, back up a truck if it is buy one get one free. For vegetables, garden if you can. Eggs and milk are going to kill your bank account, so good luck.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Second order of business: logistics. Half of this is preparation. I prepare the shakes for the day each morning in a huge batch, then store it in a portable GALLON container, which I carry to work and drink throughout the day. Yes, GALLON container. I boil up a huge batch of eggs at the beginning of the week, then I carry them with me for breakfast and snacking. For sandwiches, I just store up what I need for the week at work, then make them as I eat lunch or snack. If you don't have a refrigerator at work, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe use a cooler with reusable ice packs? </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Third order of business: lifting iron. I used to do way too much when I went to the gym, but now I have modified my approach and spaced things out. Here is the general idea: four on, three off.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">For example:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;"><u>Monday:</u> </span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Squats 1x20</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Pullovers 1x20</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Shrugs 1x20</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Standing behind-the-neck presses 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Upright rows 3x8</span></li>
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;"><u>Tuesday:</u></span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Bench presses 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Curls 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Reverse curls 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Nose-breakers 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">One-armed dead lifts (1x15 per arm)</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Wednesday:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">REST DAY</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;"><u>Thursday:</u></span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Bench presses 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Leg presses 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Pull-downs 2 sets of 25 reps</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Leg raises 2 sets of 25 reps</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Arnold's 21s for arm work (look it up)</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Hammer curls 3x8</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Inclined triceps work 3x8</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;"><u>Friday:</u></span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">20 squats</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">20 pullovers</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">15 bent-over rows</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Saturday & Sunday REST DAYS</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">That's just a brief sketch, but as you can see, I am cramming a lot of exercise into one week, then resting as necessary. Good luck with your training.</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-46176362180127392472011-06-01T16:54:00.000-07:002011-06-01T16:54:49.913-07:00OUT OF POCKET<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij8VGIAzlq48cgqyy8lxm1dyPDqk8a63Tyl-_qQwCik0edxUl9vxTnEvaU-827hcVmi4-RWb_ZK-HcJUPHbwALryp9qi4ZmTEY3xxm5odkw-YcQsBnZv04gDbVk4Akiq9nqtSZ1dxDsj8/s1600/m-mcover.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij8VGIAzlq48cgqyy8lxm1dyPDqk8a63Tyl-_qQwCik0edxUl9vxTnEvaU-827hcVmi4-RWb_ZK-HcJUPHbwALryp9qi4ZmTEY3xxm5odkw-YcQsBnZv04gDbVk4Akiq9nqtSZ1dxDsj8/s320/m-mcover.jpg" t8="true" width="198" /></a></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I am going to be out of pocket until the Stanley Cup Championship is over. I.e., I will be glued to the set, chomping at the bit for Boston to own Vancouver, like the last time we played them. I'm taking a "Paschall pause" and focusing all energy on the Cup. Black and Gold never quit!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">When I return I am going to go Howard Hughes on the logistics of Operation Human Monster. This is one hell of an endeavor to put it lightly, and the weight gain portion has to be as regular as clockwork to have any effect. The exercise is easier than the eating, i.e. I'll be detailing extreme couponing, prep work, and realistic foods that are healthy and affordable. I wish you all happy work outs until then. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">That is all.</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-38459407945686863812011-05-29T15:51:00.000-07:002011-05-29T15:51:23.704-07:00GRIP WORK<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I'm not one to re-invent the wheel, so as far as grip work is concerned, I direct you to Brooks Kubik's DINOSAUR TRAINING and John Wood's web page: </span><a href="http://www.functionalhandstrength.com/blog/"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">http://www.functionalhandstrength.com/blog/</span></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I can testify to the fact that one-armed deadlifts and power holds have made it to where people do not want to shake hands with me. No, it's no because I am an asshole. Ha. Ha.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Best,</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Scotty</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-42852772100295491042011-05-22T16:59:00.000-07:002011-05-22T16:59:38.095-07:00MORE MONSTER MANGA/ANIME<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">A work buddy of mine shared some really kick butt anime with us to-day, and I was interested to see the manga from which the anime originated. I found volumes 1 and 2 in English from Yen Press:</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.yenpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HIGHSCHOOL_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><img border="0" height="320" j8="true" src="http://www.yenpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/HIGHSCHOOL_1.jpg" width="213" /></span></a></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">The anime is available online from Baka with fan subtitles (Disclaimer: I'm not responsible for anything you download and do not recommend bootlegs.) 28.6.11 (28 June 2011) the DVD will be released of the first season, and there is an officially licensed version airing on </span><a href="http://www.theanimenetwork.com/Anime/High-School-of-the-Dead/Watch"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Anime Network</span></a><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">. I'm pretty sure you can stream it there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;"><em>Highschool of the Dead (HOTD) </em>is quickly becoming one of my new side favorites to watch when I am not immersed in <em>Bleach</em> or <em>Death Note</em> or <em>Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood.</em></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">It is like George Romero was plopped down in Japan and decided to write a manga. Do I really need to say more than that?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Another manga gone anime I am interested in is <em>Blade of the Immortal:</em></span></span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/GsNxeZxkolA?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">That's all for now. Time for food and relaxation before going beddy bye. ;)</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-74040904531466895492011-05-17T16:22:00.000-07:002011-05-17T16:22:03.463-07:00CHANKONABE/SUPER ORIENTAL MARKET<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">So, I made an excursion to the local Super Oriental Supermarket (that's its name--I jest you not) and found a lot of goodies. Unfortunately, I ate a lot of my haul before I could take pictures for you all. I found some especially tasty instant udon noodles. I went all Sandra Lee </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">on them and jazzed the soup up with fresh vegetables and tons of meat, then put an egg in it. It's not chankonabe, but it was easy to make. Aside from the fried tofu and chrysanthemum greens, the ingredients for chanko are not too difficult to find. I scored big and found some chrysanthemum seeds at the Super Oriental Supermarket, so I'll have greens real soon. Yum.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Anywho, here is a nice video on how to make chanko:</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">FULL METAL ALCHEMIST</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uiUuBIe3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" j8="true" src="http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51uiUuBIe3L._SL500_AA300_.jpg" /></a></div>Okay........that's just the tip of the ice berg. I'm aware of all the classic stuff like Akira, Vampire Hunter D, etc. I like those, too. Just figured everyone already knows about those. <span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"> </span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-21138876468930675762011-05-15T19:16:00.000-07:002011-05-21T16:31:26.047-07:00MONSTER LAIR<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">They say that home is where the heart is. One's home should definitely be a happy, clean, and organized place. Out of all the cultures I have studied, the Japanese have the best mindset about merging aesthetics and functionality in regards to home keeping. If you are wondering how the heck this ties in with Operation Human Monster, there is a method to my madness. Be patient, grasshopper. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">The fundamental mindset of someone who works out is that he has his life in order and is happy doing his own thing. <u><strong>Focus</strong></u> and <u><strong>concentration</strong></u> flow from this wellspring of organization, cleanliness, and happiness. Your home is a reflection of yourself, so if it is in order, then the rest of your life is likely in order as well. At least, one hopes so! To the contrary, a disorganized, unclean, and sad home will likely seep into other areas of your life, and people will notice. Basically, HYST (Have Your Shit Together).</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">I have to admit that I used to not be the best home keeper. So I can attest to the perils of letting clutter seep into every other aspect of my life. Admittedly, it is not my disposition to be a neat freak, but I do possess discipline, so I can make myself do whatever is necessary to achieve my goals. It just so happens that everything starts at home and spreads outward, so I have taken this lesson to heart.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Here are some of the things I have borrowed from the Japanese to keep my home clean, organized, and happy. If the eyes are the gateway to the soul, then the entrance to your home is also very important - it is the face of your home. Thus, the <em>genkan,</em> an area where one removes his shoes and stores them facing the door or in a <em>getabako</em>. I do not need a <em>getabako</em>, so I merely store my shoes in the <em>genkan.</em></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">How the <em>genkan</em> works is straightforward. You remove your shoes in this area, then make sure your feet do not touch it. So take a shoe off, place it on the floor of the genkan. Step over with the bare foot to the clean side of the floor. Then remove the other shoe and step over with it to the clean side of the floor. You get it. The idea is to not step on the genkan with your bare feet, because this is a high-traffic area that is dirty. Most Japanese homes have the <em>genkan</em> as a depression in the floor so that you step up to the clean side, but if this is not an option, just a designated area you will not walk across barefooted will suffice. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">As for the restroom, I keep a pair of crocs in there. So when I enter the restroom I put on the crocs making sure not to touch the bathroom floor with my bare feet. So I've gone Howard Hughes on a lot of stuff. Nothing wrong with that. At least the place is clean!</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">As for other areas of aesthetics in the home, I am working on collecting a lot of authentic Japanese woodblock prints and screens, and I really like this site: <a href="http://www.fujiarts.com/cgi-bin/main.pl">FUJI ARTS</a></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Any who, I always feel weird when I visit some one's home and am allowed to wear my shoes indoors. No-one has visited my home since I implemented the no-shoe policy, but they simply won't get in if they insist on wearing outdoor shoes indoors. Not going to happen. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">In regard to maintenance workers, and how to deal with them, I figured out a pretty classy way to not offend them and still keep my floors spic and span. (I rent, so the last thing I want to do is make the maintenance folks angry! I might need their help someday!) Set up a telescoping pet gate that closes off the genkan. Arrange a small table with a bowl of candies and shoe covers, aka, booties. Put a note on the table stating: "Please wear the shoe covers past this point. Thank you, and take some candy for your kind cooperation." </span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-26462352405084991072011-05-07T16:12:00.000-07:002011-05-07T16:12:43.553-07:00MONSTER SUMO DIET<a href="http://www.intermartialarts.com/article/sumo-wrestler-diet"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">MONSTER SUMO DIET ARTICLE</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://www.banzuke.com/chanko-nabe/"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">CHANKO-NABE RECIPE</span></a><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I will test pilot these recipes, then try to convert them to crock pot cooking as much as possible. Just an FYI, I do not think this is a feasible plan for me, because I like to eat stuff that takes as little work as possible, but the whole 20,000 calories a day tactic is gold.</span><br />
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<a href="http://www.cnngo.com/tokyo/none/secrets-sumo-wrestlers-diet-067161"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">MORE ON SUMO DIET</span></a><br />
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<a href="http://www.slate.com/id/2110026/"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">ANOTHER ARTICLE</span></a>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-59067564699928505972011-05-07T15:17:00.000-07:002011-05-07T15:17:22.329-07:00MONSTER EATING TIPS<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">My boss used to play DL under Mack Brown at the University of North Carolina Chapel Hill. When he first arrived, the S&C coaches told him he had to put on more weight. We were discussing what all he went through to gain weight, and he had some really good basic tactics I'd like to impart. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">This fellow is by no stretch of the imagination a "hard gainer," he just needed to be bigger like most high-school players who matriculate to college football. So don't go thinking this is the Holy Grail of weight gaining! He shared this information with me when I told him about how I'm trying to become a monster. I've taken it to heart and am eating as I type this...and drinking lots of milk!</span><br />
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<ol><li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Graze throughout the whole day. </span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Eat so much that your jaw hurts. Otherwise you are not doing it right.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Eat to the point that you feel like you are going to vomit, but stop eating before you do. Then pick back up eating as soon as you can.</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Start researching the diets of Sumo wrestlers, tactics, etc.</span> </li>
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I do read obsessively, however. I've just started what can be called a "saturation job" on weightlifting books and manga. The manga are my entertainment books. The lifting books are my practical books (but there is only so much someone can learn from a book--and I've kind of moved on from reading the books and implemented what they say). (Tell. Show. Do. Observe. Follow-up. How many folks are subject matter experts on stuff they never get out and try to master?) You won't accomplish jack holed-up in the cloister, is what I have discovered. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I like manga because, duh, it has pictures and is easy on my eyes. Also, I enjoy how something totally dark and violent can be happening in manga, then there is some lighthearted comedy thrown in to keep it fresh. DeathNote is an example. I also am a total BLEACH freak. I know some of the purists out there hate on Bleach (the anime and the manga), and are aesthetic snobs. That's great. I just go with the stuff that I find pleasurable. External justification is not my bag.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Oddly, most of it is not in English, my native tongue, which allows me to simply enjoy the music, not analyze it. After working out I feel like I've been run over by a truck, so I do not want to waste energy on anything. If there is one philosophy to post-work out (for me), it is to <strong><em>do as little as possible afterwards for at least a day!</em></strong> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif;">Anywho, here are some relaxing songs I enjoy. Aesthetic know-it-alls need not apply. </span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Leg presses 1x15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Bottom position squats 1x10</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Regular squats 1x10</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Pullovers 1x20</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Standing behind the neck presses 3x12</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Behind the back shrugs 3x12</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Flat bench dumbbell presses 3x12</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">One-armed deadlifts 1x15</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Stiff-legged deadlifts 1x15</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Reverse barbell curls 3x8</span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Nose breakers 3x8 </span><br />
<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Neck lifts 1x15 (all four directions)</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-20675266417828569762011-04-24T12:48:00.000-07:002011-04-24T12:48:53.076-07:00WORK OUT MUSIC<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I do not listen to work out music. I also do not carry my i-pod to the gym. Other than wrestling shoes, a polo shirt, some sweatpants or shorts, my car keys, and my mobile (which I ALWAYS leave in my truck), I do not bring much to the gym other than <u>focus</u> and <u>concentration</u>. The downside is that the gym plays music I do not have much say over, but luckily it is so low that you would have to try to hear it to be annoyed by it. If I did have a set of workout songs, these would be the top ten - purely because of the intensity (for me, not necessarily you).</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">You may be different, because people are not the same. People are not equal. So I would never presume what worked for me would work for you or vice versa. Also, I'm not interested in any one's ego trips. I could care less how great this or that workout program is compared to mine, in YOUR opinion. And another thing, do not try to halt my progress with negativity. I tune negative people out like they are a cancer, because that's what they are. Go mess up someone else's day, please. I do not have any cookies to give you for your sage advice. LOL. </span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">That being said, the world of exercise is full of self-proclaimed experts. Always consult a real expert, not a charlatan! </span></span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-5534318794722130042011-04-23T22:29:00.000-07:002011-04-23T22:29:22.978-07:00SHAKES<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">As far as gaining weight is concerned, shakes have done me the most good. That and Golden Corral. Below I have listed shake recipes taken from Strossen's SUPER SQUATS and McCallum's THE COMPLETE KEYS TO PROGRESS. FYI, the type's font size is set so low in McCallum's book that you will practically go blind reading it!</span></span><br />
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<ul><li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1 day's supply protein supplement</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 quarts milk</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 cups skim milk powder</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 eggs (I would use pasteurized egg whites)</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4 tablespoon's peanut butter</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1/2 brick of your favorite ice cream</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1 banana</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">4 tablespoon's malted milk powder</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">6 tablespoon's corn syrup</span></span></li>
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<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 cups powdered milk</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1/4 cup nutritional brewer's yeast</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1 banana</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">2 tablespoon's lecithin</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1 tablespoon wheat germ oil</span></span></li>
<li><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: large;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Times, 'Times New Roman', serif;">1 large scoop ice cream </span></span></li>
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><img border="0" i8="true" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBFT_R6qCDVNup831HFzkgjY02Cktib3hN7BOt0nsBNBHMok9MssOkFKLy4OIEBCfmQnRSUP3KCQku08DJoeZ_5xLRHrVy08nuwNbAa3Kab3GpLtW4m_qcA_S9At6w-GexrW2CS7sZOVzF/s1600/hammer+neck+machine.jpg" /></span></div><a href="http://www.usedgymequipment.com/fitness_equipment.cfm?eid=369&bid=10&scid=36&gym=Hammer%20Strength%204-Way%20Neck"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Why go to the Bahamas? Blow the money on this. LOL.</span></a>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-61941632997633769552011-04-23T17:06:00.000-07:002011-04-23T17:06:20.754-07:00BIG ARMS CONTINUED<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Remember how I told you that a work buddy had recommended Arnold's Big Arms workout? I found an article with Arnold's program </span><a href="http://www.extreme-fitness-now.com/arnold-schwarzeneggers-best-arm-exercises.html"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">here.</span></a><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"> </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Also, just for retro kicks, check out these old videos: </span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/RP15Qr5wcfc?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">All of you women out there, please wear outfits like the woman in the video is wearing sans the leggings. Thank you for your help with this matter. ;)</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-70171493184606607072011-04-23T13:30:00.000-07:002011-04-23T13:30:04.564-07:00PULLOVERS<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">My training partner was telling me that he had read an article arguing that pullovers do not expand your ribcage as the old timers claimed. I think there is some confusion regarding semantics. Ribcage vs. thoracic muscles, i.e. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><u>I am not a medical doctor</u>, so I will not make claims that I am not qualified to make. (I will ask my doctor the next time I see her, if she thinks pullovers strengthen the thoracic area.) However, as I told my training partner, I think a lot of these folks are over thinking pullovers. After doing twenty rep BREATHING squats of my ten rep max, I feel like a compressed accordion. When I follow the squats with pullovers, it makes me feel "back to normal," uncompressed. And I can feel a really good stretch in a my thoracic muscles and connective tissues. For what it's worth, I wouldn't stop my pullovers after squats, because I can FEEL it working my rib cage. I'm a simple guy. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Below I have posted an instructional video on pullovers and two articles (for and against):</span><br />
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<a href="http://www.natural-bodybuilding.net/bodybuilding-myths.html"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">ARTICLE 2</span></a>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-1375403209019882782011-04-23T12:56:00.000-07:002011-04-23T12:56:17.318-07:00HOME GYM<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I do not have enough room in my apartment for a home gym, so I train at a commerical gym. The gym in the apartment complex does not have a power rack or Olympic weight set, so I've not worked out in there. A lot of the guys at work have home gyms, and I have to admit that if I had one there would not be much to it. Once I get a house, this is the home gym I would like to have:</span><br />
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<ul><li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Olympic weight set, with an Iron Mind Appolyn's Axle bar</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Power rack</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Adjustable bench</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">2 sandbags</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Set of dumbbells</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Neck strap</span></li>
<li><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">Chalk</span></li>
</ul><span style="font-family: Times; font-size: large;">For what I'm doing, I would be set with the aforementioned equipment. If anyone has any thoughts on home gyms, feel free to comment.</span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-79432550790877596092011-04-22T18:19:00.000-07:002011-04-22T18:19:11.822-07:00GOING STALE<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">It is easy to go "stale" if you do not keep things interesting. Just as in personal interactions, emotional highs and lows are key, not the same dull scenario <em>ad nauseam</em>. Squats were getting "stale" for me, so I enlivened things by changing my squat routine. Normally I would just do 20 reps of my ten rep max and add 5-10 pounds to the bar every session. Nothing new there. </span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I read in DINOSAUR TRAINING that a doctor was watching a football team doing squats, and he asked the coach how many players would be able to do heavy squats from the bottom position. Turns out that bottom position rack work will blow up your squat, not to mention your bench.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Today I started with 10 bottom position squats, then did 10 regular squats. I used 60% of my ten rep max for the bottom position squats, and added 10 pounds for the regular squats and did 10 reps. The bottom position squats are brutal, even with a light weight. There is no "bouncing" you can do. You just have to drive upwards and fight gravity.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I plan on making deadlifts more interesting by incorporating one-armed deadlifts, too. 10 regular stiff-legged deadlifts, then 10 one-armed deadlifts with a barbell. Also, bench presses with bottom position work make setting up the power rack, the bench and the j-sticks seem worthwhile. So I'll start doing 10 bottom position bench presses, then as many normal bench presses as I can until failure.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">It helps to keep things fresh. </span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2427903145697433056.post-19002436329438178992011-04-21T20:42:00.000-07:002011-04-21T20:42:03.016-07:00INDIAN CLUBS<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">I have read from various sources that folks with shoulder problems were re-habing with Indian clubs, because it is a light resistance (about 2 pounds) but offers full range of motion for the exercises. I posted some videos and links to old books if anyone is interested:</span><br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/vcGlKdYwn9k?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/bLrE5lneXRw?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/jVnnn60fTzo?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/YWccw4HXlDA?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"><iframe allowfullscreen='allowfullscreen' webkitallowfullscreen='webkitallowfullscreen' mozallowfullscreen='mozallowfullscreen' width='320' height='266' src='https://www.youtube.com/embed/Eaq2U6xUJAg?feature=player_embedded' frameborder='0'></iframe></span></div><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Here's an old school book,</span><a href="http://www.sandowplus.co.uk/Competition/Kehoe/kehoe-intro.htm"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">THE INDIAN CLUB EXERCISE</span></a><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">, but unfortunately there are no useful pictures. (That's the problem with a lot of old books, the technical writing back then sucked.)</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">Obviously these folks are trying to sell their product, but there is some info on how to acquire Indian clubs </span><a href="http://www.oldtimestrongman.com/indian_clubs.html"><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;">here.</span></a><span style="font-family: Times, "Times New Roman", serif; font-size: large;"> </span>S.http://www.blogger.com/profile/09703523475663779762noreply@blogger.com0